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Top Ten Beverages
My next collector of dust. I’m maxing out on the relaxation today and can only bring my myself to write about juice and juice-like beverages that do not qualify as soda or dairy. My desire to discuss...
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Special report: My newest brilliant idea
So, when I get too much time on my hands, I come up with things to do to keep me busy. And so, lucky all of you, I have a new idea and though I won’t be able to start til June, I have decided: To have...
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Fishnets: Not just for sluts?
I’m not sure if I’m either living in a different world or if today is opposite day but I just walked down the hall to get a soda and on my way back, passed an older looking gentleman from the Navy, in...
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Newsflash: I’ve found something seriously wrong with Germany (again). And just when I was starting to learn the language and get all sweet on The Fatherland. MYGOD. Hate when that happens…. So....
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Fedoras are for assholes
I meant to write about my hatred of fedoras back in July when my poor eyes were assaulted left and right by this senseless and disgusting fashion trend that will never go away. I mean, really. A...
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Planning the Apocalypse Party
So I don’t know if everyone else has started to plan for the end of the world, but my planning officially started today. This morning, a text from Sandy woke me up. Are you going to be in town...
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I am now the proud owner of a horse mask collection
No, seriously. I am. I own a goddamn collection of animal masks. Horses would be too general. So I drive two hours home from my conference today, stop by base to get some groceries and the mail and...
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Time to visit Dublin
I’m off tonight for a trip to Ireland for work and to spend some time with my friend Liz and her girls, one of which got on the phone the other night just so that she could make fun of my accent by...
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Military stereotypes
I didn’t know much about the military before I started this job years ago. Now, I know too much and listening to the guys rag on each other about their branch’s stereotypes is one of my favorite...
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Today was a good day
This is actually how I judge good and bad days. And because today is a lazy Friday and the start of a long, productive and snuggly weekend at home. Happy Memorial Day Weekend!
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I have officially been compared to Hitler
Yes, it’s true. Someone has finally compared me and Hitler and it really has nothing to do with me living in Germany. I was never quite sure if this day would come, but it has, and I am not sure...
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The Year I met Mr. H: Part Two
Mr. H read the story of how we met in July and didn’t give me the reaction I was expecting. “I posted about how we met,” I mentioned casually, monitoring his face because he seemed to be in a good mood...
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